You think that's bad? Not so. I could post anything here and no one would care. I could admit that I don't like sushi and love ballet and opera but think musical theater is self-indulgent pap. If nobody is there to read it, am I still a middlebrow dilettante? I could say "bomb" and not get violated by a TSA agent. Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb. I could post favorite movie quotes.
"Michael "Squints" Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the CRAP out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled."
It's kind of liberating, actually. I could get used to it.